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meet the spartans 300 trailer pg | New Movies, Movie Trailers, TV, Digital, Blu- MPAA Rating: PG (for crude and sexual content throughout, language and some Movie"), and Hollywood blockbusters ("Epic Movie"), they now set their sights on "," With "Meet the Spartans," Friedberg and Seltzer bring together what they call "the . Movie Review of Meet the Spartans () [PG] 84 minutes Film's Official Website • Film's Trailer their spoofery around one of last year's most artistically forgotten films, , with their version called Meet the Spartans. More. Top Movies · Trailers · Forums . PG (for crude and sexual content throughout, language and some comic violence) The result in Meet the Spartans is less classic Mel Brooks than middling Best Week Ever. . Only five percent of the movie is an actual parody, the other ninety five percent are stale pop culture.

The third, Leonidasis accepted as a Spartan for his already-present muscular physique and prepared for kinghood through brutal training. An adult Leonidas Sean Maguire is cast out into the wild, survives the harsh winter, and hunts down a gangsta penguin Happy Feet.

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Returning a king for his inauguration wearing a penguin skin hat, Leonidas sees Margo Carmen Electra erotically dancing and asks her to marry him, to which she responds by giving him the combination to her armor-plated chastity belt. Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain Kevin Sorbo informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived.

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Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger presents Xerxes ' demands for Sparta's submission. After growing angry with both the messenger's disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into a pit. Despite Traitoro's advice that the messenger's guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well, along with several other people he simply dislikes, such as Britney Spears Nicole ParkerRyan Seacrestand the American Idol ju dg es.

Resolving to face the PersiansLeonidas visits the prophets and gives them medicines such as Neutrogena as their price for their consultation.

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They advise him that he should consult the Oracle for any advice. The Oracle, Ugly Bettyreveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war. After reaching a decision while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylaeand finds that only thirteen were accepted in the army due to stringent requirements. Among them are Captain, his son Sonio, and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio.

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Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter a deformed Paris Hilton also played by Parkerwho tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans. When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to her inability to use a spear correctly.

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Leonidas and his platoon soon face off with Xerxes' messenger and his Immortals, beating them in a dance contest before driving them off a cliff. Xerxes Ken Davitianimpressed, personally approaches Leonidas and attempts to bribe him with a trip to the Palms Hotel and Casino. The story follows the same story aspretty much frame by frame, but with wider latitudes on the actual historical representations, as in pretty much everyone has a cell phone, and more pointed homoeroticism as in the way Spartan men greet each other is with open mouthed kisses and women with a high five.

Young Leonidas Sean Maguire in a shaggy beard and dyed coal black hair becomes king after a wintry battle with a human-sized version of Mumble the penguin. In working to perfect this genre and own it, this is Seltz-berg's best attempt yet He returns to his palace to be greeted by a Persian Emmissary Method Man whom informs him of the God King Xerxes's intentions to overrun and usurp Spartan law with his million man army.

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Of course, he ends up down the bottomless pit along with a whole host of other annoying celebrities who just happen to be hanging around near the Spartan hole. Hunter Claryand a wicked senator planning to take over in Leonidas's absense named Traitoro Diedrich Bader.

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Some 'inspired' if not downright clever spoofs were to cast Ken Davitian the fat man from Borat as Xerxes rather than a 8-foot tall ambisexual giant. Davitian couldn't possibly make Xerxes less appealing. Next was the plan to have the 13 Spartans do mostly battle with the Persian armies in the forms of competitions seen in other movies such as the Stepping of Stomp the Yard or a comedy face off of insults like on "Last Comic Standing".

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These parts were actually decently funny in the context of realizing, of course, that this was intended to be fairly low brow spoof from the get go.

Lastly were the constant flow of celebrity look-a-likes, some so bad you could only tell who they were when they were identified, usually by Leonidas, by name. The best of these had to be Nicole Parker's many roles: Ironically, Carmen Electra, who's been a few too many of these spoof now to force one to wonder if she is spoofing or not anymore, really does a decent job with this relatively non-spoofy role.

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Likewise for Kevin Sorbo who spends much of the film looking actually quite dignified. Sean Maguire, however, really owns this film in some surprisingly good ways. First, something about the costume, hair, and beard change a man. It happened to Gerard Butler in the real and it happens to Sean Maguire here.