Meet the Fockers from Meet the Fockers ()
Meet the Fockers () cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses. Directed by Jay Roach. With Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro, Teri Polo, Blythe Danner . Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but. Follow up to the hit comedy, "Meet The Parents". Meet the Fockers. Meet the.
Let me put it very simply. If your family's circle does indeed join my family's circle, they'll form a chain. I can't have a chink in my chain. We use the Ferber method. We use the Focker method. We hugged and kissed that little boy like there was no tomorrow.
I'm not so sure this wedding is such a good idea. I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers. Jack, tell me one smart thing the C. I will give you the deed to her house. Central Lack of Intelligence Agency!
I'm not moving, Jack. There's a non-violent way to handle this.
Meet the Parents () - IMDb
You meet some of the I met some, yes. Yeah, Dom Focker, that's my dad's You meet his kids, Randy and Orny?
He is a handsome little Focker! It's called an undescending testicle. It's uh, not uncommon. But look at him! Imagine what he would've looked like if I had two! If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down Oops, forgot my own rule.
Hey, Dad, you shouldn't take Moses into the RV. Jack and Dina have a cat. Oh, Moses is fine. Dad, he humps everything that moves.
I never cheated on you! Jack, tell me one smart thing the C.
- Dustin Hoffman: Bernie Focker
- Race to Meet the Fockers & Back to the Future
- Robert De Niro: Jack Byrnes
I will give you the deed to her house. Central Lack of Intelligence Agency! I'm not moving, Jack. There's a non-violent way to handle this.
The Focker Triology (2000-2010)
Once they arrive, they are greeted by Greg's eccentric but fun-loving and amiable father, Bernie, and mother, Roz, who is a sex therapist for elderly couples. Concerned that Jack might be put off by the Fockers' lifestyle, Greg convinces Roz to pretend that she is a yoga instructor for the weekend. However, small cracks begin to form between Jack and the Fockers, due to their contrasting personalities. The meet gets off to a bad start when a chase between the Fockers' sexually active dog, Moses, and the Byrnes's cat, Jinx, culminates with Jinx flushing Moses down the RV's toiletforcing Bernie to destroy it to save Moses.
Later, Bernie accidentally injures Jack's back during a game of football. Meanwhile, Pam informs Greg that she's pregnant, and the two decide to keep it secret from Jack.
Jack again becomes suspicious of Greg's character when they are introduced to the Fockers' housekeeper, Isabel Villalobos, with whom Bernie reveals Greg had a sexual affair fifteen years before.
Jack later takes the RV to Isabel's year-old son, Jorge, to fix the toilet, but is disturbed by Jorge's striking resemblance to Greg, and the fact that Jorge never met his father, and jumps to the conclusion that he might be Greg's son with Isabel. Growing envious of Bernie and Roz's active sex life, Dina consults Roz on sex tips in order to seduce Jack, but none of them works.
Greg and Jack's relationship is again put to the test when Greg is left alone to babysit Little Jack, whom Jack has been raising via the Ferber method.