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I simply look ahead, and the only thing ahead of me is the scene from that horrible picture.
I see the beckoning hand, and I see Smile. It talks to me. It is not a dog, of course, though I am not quite sure what it really is. It tells me it will leave me alone if only I do as it asks. And I know exactly what it means: The week after my incident I received in the mail a manila envelope with no return address. Without having to check, I knew precisely what was on it. I thought for a long time about my options.
I could show it to a stranger, a coworker… I could even show it to Terence, as much as the idea disgusted me. And what would happen then? Yet if it lied, what would I do? And who was to say something worse would not come for me if I did as the creature asked? So I did nothing for fifteen years, though I kept the diskette hidden amongst my things. Every night for fifteen years Smile.
For fifteen years I have stood strong, though there have been hard times. Many of my fellow victims on the BBS board where I first encountered smile. Others remained completely silent, simply disappearing off the face of the web. They are the ones I worry about the most. I sincerely hope you will forgive me, Mr. I decided I was going to give you the floppy diskette. I did not care if Smile.
You were a stranger, someone I had no connection with, and I thought I would not feel sorrow when you took the diskette as part of your research and sealed your fate. Before you arrived I realized what I was doing: I could not stand the thought, and in fact I still cannot.
I am ashamed, Mr. You may in time encounter someone who is, if not weaker than I, then wholly more depraved, someone who will not hesitate to follow Smile. Stop while you are still whole. Terence contacted me later that month with the news that his wife had killed herself. The part that most disturbed him, however, was how the diskette had hissed as it melted. Like some sort of animal, he said. I will admit that I was a little uncertain about how to respond to this.
At first I thought perhaps it was a joke, with the couple belatedly playing with the situation in order to get a rise out of me.
There was, of course, no mention of suicide in the article. I decided that, for a time at least, I would not further pursue the subject of smile. But the world has odd ways of testing us.
The Origins of Derp
I have saw it it is not as bad as every one says I have sent it to you here. Just spreading the word. The final line chilled me to the bone. According to my email client there was one file attachment called, naturally, smile. I considered downloading it for some time. After all, how could a simple image do what smile.
And if such things were patently absurd, then why did the legend exist at all? If I downloaded the image, if I looked at it, and if Mary turned out to be correct, if Smile. Not only is training my dog outlandishly difficult, it is also heartbreaking.
She wants so badly to please me. Every fiber of her being quivers with the desire to do a good job.
Meet my dog Gus. A real Derp.
Over the past two months, she's made some progress, but it's been painfully slow and is easily forgotten. Still, I was living under the assumption that maybe my dog just had a hidden capacity for intelligence - that all I had to do was work hard enough and maybe she'd wake up one day and be smart and capable like a normal dog.
Last night I was sitting on my couch mindlessly surfing the internet when I looked up and noticed my dog licking the floor. Just licking and licking.
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At first I though maybe I'd spilled something there, but her licking did not seem to be localized to one spot. Rather, she was walking around the room licking seemingly at random. She lay down on her side and kept licking out of the side of her mouth while staring directly at me.
At that moment I realized that I needed to know for sure whether my dog was retarded or not. I Googled "how to tell if your dog is retarded" and after a bit of research, I found a dog IQ test that looked fairly legitimate. It involved testing your dog's ability to solve a few very basic problems, like figuring out how to get out from underneath a blanket.
I gathered the necessary supplies and began testing. The first test asked me to call my dog using a variety of words that were not her name to gauge whether she could tell the difference. I called out "refrigerator! She also failed to respond to "movie," "dishwasher" and "banana. Then came the crucial step: I called her name. I called it a few more times to be sure.
I threw the blanket over her and started my stopwatch. She made some cursory attempts at freeing herself, but as the seconds ticked by, it became clear that she was not going to pass. Still, I gave her the benefit of the doubt and assumed that she just enjoyed being under there and could get out if she wanted to.